The Gray Pages

Friday, February 16, 2007

I may be crazy

But I'm not THIS crazy:

The Earth is not rotating...nor is it going around the sun.

Tuesday, February 13, 2007

White House 2008 Predictions

My picks for the winner of each party's nomination, ranked in order of likelihood of winning

1. John Edwards
2. Barack Obama
3. Hillary Clinton
4. Bill Richardson
5. (tie) Everyone else in America, including that former Alaska Governor no one has ever heard of and literally millions of Americans currently registered as Republicans
301,164,797. Dennis Kucinich

1. Mike Huckabee
2. Mitt Romney
3. John McCain
4. Sam Brownback
5. Rudy Guiliani
... keeping in mind that I predicted Pete Wilson and Oliver North would comprise the GOP ticket in 1996.