Too ... many ... jokes

1. Carrie Underwood apparently has recorded a song called, "Jesus, Take the Wheel."
2. This song is No. 1 on the pop charts.
3. Quote: "[W]e're trying to keep Jesus Take the Wheel at #1 for a while longer."
4. Someone asked this Barbie doll -- apparently on the cover of current "Cosmo Girl" -- "Have you felt pressure from the music and TV industry to change who you are to conform to their idea of what a star should be?"
5. When asked what her favorite novel is, she answered, "I remember reading books like Where the Red Fern grows when I was little, so I would say classics like that are my favorite." I think this calls into question if she's picked up a book since. She later wrote, "I think it's important to be smart about everything"
6. This same questioner asked G-d to "bless [her] benevolent heart."
7. Her mom responds to much of her fan mail: "My mother is the primary reader."
8. On the other hand, she used "incognito" correctly.
9. The phrase "country girl" appears twice in this chat.
10. I lost count of how many times she refers to herself in the plural. And I can't decide if this is better or worse than the actors and athletes -- hello, Ricky Henderson -- who refer to themselves in the third person.
11. Someone asked, "Are you a Christian?" Please refer back to No. 1.
12. She donates CareBears to good causes.