G-d Bless You, Henry Waxman

My fellow Americans: as a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball. But tonight I say, we must move forward, not backward, upward, not forward. And always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom! -- Kodos

You know, my bitterness about baseball-related things has receded to a remarkable degree since 2004. (For those of you who doubt this, you may be surprised to hear I used to keep a lot of that bitterness to myself.) And so, you might think that I'd be ready to forgive and forget Roger Clemens for generally being a douchebag who could never beat Dave Stewart or win any other big games while with the Sox. But you'd be wrong.

Headlines like this one are good for my heart.