Worst at-bat songs

Top Five, Courtesy of Paste Magazine:

1. “Do You Really Want to Hurt Me” – Culture Club


2. “Songbird” – Kenny G


3. “The Girl From Ipanema” – Astrud Gilberto


4. “Tonight, I Celebrate My Love” – Peabo Bryson


5. “4’33’’” – John Cage

(Dis)honorable Mentions:

“Black Velvet” - Alannah Myles

“Can’t Take My Eyes Off of You” - Frankie Valli

"Come Sail Away" - Styx

“Dancing Queen” - Abba

"Escape (The Piña Colada Song)" - Rupert Holmes

"Fields of Gold" - Sting

“Fishheads” - Barnes & Barnes

“Please Don’t Go Girl” - New Kids on the Block

“Puttin’ On The Ritz” - Taco

“Theme From A Summer Place” - Percy Faith & his Orchestra

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I'd like to nominate "Me and Mrs. Jones" as the worst song, unless Todd Jones is pitching, in which case, it's the best.