Conspiracy theories

I wish I had posted this yesterday, but it was a busy day at work.

I don't believe the White Sox are even INTERESTED in Alfonzo Soriano. I think they're floating trade rumors to make the Twins and Tigers more desperate to trade. This deal has been "extremely close" for 18 hours now. Tim Kurkjian's getting used, that's all. Good for the White Sox. Well played.

Fun fact from today's Post: Jim Bowden's cell phone voicemail message: "I can't come to the phone because I'm in the middle of trying to make a deal." I know i bash this guy a lot, but I'd prefer if the message were, "I can't come to the phone right now because I'm trying to improve my team."