Why can't I predict like this?

From Denton, the author of SurvivingGrady.com:

The J-E-T-S Jets will not keep this close, 31-10 Pats...
Real score: 37-16.

Maroney will run wild, 140 yards including a 40-yard TD run...
69 yards. And Dillon was better.

Brady will be Brady, slicing and dicing, using whatever the defense gives him...
Lots of incompletions. But a competent, mistake-free game

The Jets will have under 100-yards rushing...
70

Samuel will run back an interception for 6...
True

Pennington will not look like the comeback player of the year, under 220 yards passing and three picks...
277 yards, one INT

Pretty solid for a guy who mostly cares about baseball.