I wonder what it's like to work with me

Co-worker: There's food in the kitchen.
Me: Any snacks?
C: I think there's grape leaves.
M: No, like cookies. Something sweet.
C: They got middle eastern food for lunch.
M: Then go buy me a cookie.
C: Don't you have an intern for that?
M: My intern buys my cigarettes for me, not food.